Ah…hmmm….*stare*

I never had a doll, even as a child. *ponder*

Dear Santa…

Dear Santa,

This year I’ve been busy!

Last Tuesday I helped allfor_one hide a body (-173 points). In August I gave civ_barbarian a kidney (1000 points). Last Saturday I donated bone marrow to captainbarbossa in a life-saving procedure (300 points). In January I bought porn for lick_of_flame (10 points). Last Friday I saved a busload of nuns in Angola (326 points).

Overall, I’ve been nice (1463 points). For Christmas I deserve a new dolly!

Sincerely,
fannyfae

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23 responses to “Ah…hmmm….*stare*

  1. Given the proper motivation, more like you’d be the one to crack those bones and suck them dry as dust.

    • *smirks* You were always one of those precious few who knew me best, Hector. How have you been doing, mon Qu’abtan?

      • You were always a hard woman to know. I can’t imagine why prouder men than I have fought tooth and nail for the privilege. *smirking*

        Better now that my bones don’t go bare by moonlight. Makes me right meaty fare, worthy of being supped upon by lioness and jackal alike.

      • You are surprised that they have fought tooth and nail or that so many have not? *nefarious smile* I think it is a far more powerful thing to be underestimated by most, don’t you?

        I do believe you are trying to entice this Lioness, Hector. Now that your bones do not go bare by moonlight, are you now more inclined to take a stroll beneath it?

      • Well I know that many have. And I’ll wager you’ve been grappled o’er by both sorts of fools: the ones who underestimate the adder’s bite, and the ones who overestimate their ability to grasp her by the head.

        *rasping chuckle* There be predators enough between us without me dangling bait. As for moonlit strolls, why — are ye issuing an invitation, dear Fanny?

      • But, Hector….you know that I am! *wry smile*

  2. *lips curl into an enigmatic grin* The body of whom, I wonder …

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