I’faith I heard through the grapevine that captainbarbossa had some choice words to say about my latest bit of storytelling. My apologies to you “Captain B(east)” . I confess, it was a completely coquettish way in which I was attempting to capture your attention. Truth be told, I do miss you. Now, if you were to assist that person who so graciously lends you the use of their comminication devices, they may be more inclined to let you out more often. I’ve heard the stories about your recent unruliness, and whilst I will sympathize with you, I cannot help but to reminde ye that manners are free, and pay off infinite dividends for both yourself – and to those of us who are longing to spend some quality time with ye.
And I am sorely missing, as the metaphor goes, all the creature comforts of your lap as of late. Yes, you are free to take that as ye will. 😉